What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?